i just remembered that a boy tried to kiss me today and i said “nah, i’m good” and knocked his hand away and patted him on the knee
Anonymous asked: Your blog is like crack! You need to introduce this to the Ivy League like Reagan introduced real crack to the streets.
I KNOW RIGHT
I WON’T HELP FUND AN UNAMUSED BLACK GIRL WAR AFTERWARD EITHER.
Anonymous asked: You're one stingy individual, if I was as tightfisted with my money as you are with your f**ks, I would be able to buy and sell the Koch Bros with ease...your apathy impresses me. Keep it up.
who the fuck is this?
mom is this you?
in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class again
This isnt very intersectional, is it
Unamused black graduate
- My mom to me: You should make money off of this
- Friend speaking to my mom: do you know yr daughter is internet famous
yo guys imma sue buzzfeed.