Unamused Black Girl: the blog

For the unamused black girl in all of us.

foxbabies asked: I feel like I haven't seen you around for a while, is it because you've been amused a lot recently?

I have been, actually. It’s getting into my work output :( 

therenaissanceratchet:

vouslalala:

ghdos:

itsyourhomegirl:

Except for when those dumb asses invade the good classes. There really isn’t any escaping them.

At ECU I minored in Ethnic Studies and trust me when I tell you there were way more white people in those classes than you’d think.

^^^ Yeah at American there are more white folks in ethnic studies classes than anything

One of the requirements for Gen Ed at my undergrad was an African American studies course. 1st question on the first day: “why is there no white history class?!”

Yeah actually some girl in an ethnic studies class brought up affirmative action in the US (which was especially weird because it was a class on the fuckin’ BALKANS) but I guess at my uni sometimes the white people in the classes are a little more knowledgable?
idk, white people, man.

therenaissanceratchet:

vouslalala:

ghdos:

itsyourhomegirl:

Except for when those dumb asses invade the good classes. There really isn’t any escaping them.

At ECU I minored in Ethnic Studies and trust me when I tell you there were way more white people in those classes than you’d think.

^^^ Yeah at American there are more white folks in ethnic studies classes than anything

One of the requirements for Gen Ed at my undergrad was an African American studies course. 1st question on the first day: “why is there no white history class?!”

Yeah actually some girl in an ethnic studies class brought up affirmative action in the US (which was especially weird because it was a class on the fuckin’ BALKANS) but I guess at my uni sometimes the white people in the classes are a little more knowledgable?

idk, white people, man.

(Source: unamusedblackgirl)

Anonymous asked: I know that last answer was a joke, but that's seriously what Mormons believed until 1978. D:

Yeah I know I’ve been telling really dark jokes recently.

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(get it)

iheldtegenstemmer asked: it's too dark in this cellar, I can't see race, unless you're snow white because she's iridescent

My skin is the absorbed evil of the human race therefore unlike lucifer I do not glow :( :( :(

iheldtegenstemmer asked: Someone complained about watermelon being too tart, and you replied by suggesting to go to puerto rico... but if watermelon in NA are too watery, wouldn't a PR watermelon be more tart?

excuse me why do you think i’m an expert of the taste of all watermelon throughout the globe u RACIST.

(direct quote relayed to me through a friend)
What the fuck does that even MEAN

(direct quote relayed to me through a friend)

What the fuck does that even MEAN

sadness of the modern clubbing age I need to get a weave out and wear small clothes to get into clubs for free -_-;;

sadness of the modern clubbing age I need to get a weave out and wear small clothes to get into clubs for free -_-;;

getreadyformytsunami asked: I love this blog. I love you. Please don't ever stop.

I’ll keep going as long as you want

Anonymous asked: Are you against injustice or injustice against black Americans in particular. I don't think it's helpful to try be the 'biggest victim in America'. Surely what your government has done to the middle east, South America, and Africa in recent years (in terms of economic imperialism) is a bigger issue than a few naive people in your community?

okay let’s go through the problems in this

1. in no way does this blog ever imply that my problems are more important than the problems caused by the American government abroad. This blog is simply for speaking for my experience as a black American, it is not meant to do any more or less. Moreover, that sentence implies a sort of oppression olympics game that I have no interest in playing. It is entirely possible to talk about both issues as a person, and I do that occasionally in real life/on my other blog, and I don’t have to prove that to you.

2. I like how talking about my life experiences equals trying to be the biggest victim in America, ok man.

3.. “Are you against injustice or injustice against black Americans in particular?” okay what do you expect me to say ‘oh just black americans everyone else could go to hell’ calm dowwwwnnnn