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legodildo: dittojessie: sourcedumal: unamusedblackgirl: I made this one for a friend. [ID: Top Caption reads “But Actually”, bottom one reads “Everyone fucking loves watermelon”] I fucking HATE watermelon with a burning passion!!!!! It is so not good at all!!! I am not a melon girl, PERIOD. Give me citrus fruits! I agree, watermelons suck ass. That texture is terrible, like wet packing peanuts >.> Watermelon is the worst ever. I don’t understand how and why people go crazy for it. Shit is tasteless as fuck. That’s ‘cause y’all been eatin’ the weak-ass American watermelons you need to go tropical for the good shit

legodildo:

dittojessie:

sourcedumal:

unamusedblackgirl:

I made this one for a friend.

[ID: Top Caption reads “But Actually”, bottom one reads “Everyone fucking loves watermelon”]

I fucking HATE watermelon with a burning passion!!!!! It is so not good at all!!!

I am not a melon girl, PERIOD. Give me citrus fruits!

I agree, watermelons suck ass. That texture is terrible, like wet packing peanuts >.>

Watermelon is the worst ever. I don’t understand how and why people go crazy for it. Shit is tasteless as fuck.

That’s ‘cause y’all been eatin’ the weak-ass American watermelons

you need to go tropical for the good shit

(via peeingonthethingsyoulove)

  1. iamnotcleverenoughforthis reblogged this from unamusedblackgirl
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  4. doctorcanon reblogged this from unamusedblackgirl and added:
    Watermelon is a pain in the ass.
  5. kawaiinotsukematsukeru reblogged this from unamusedblackgirl and added:
    only like watermelon flavored things as opposed to actual watermelon >.>
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  8. mahdmwozelle reblogged this from unamusedblackgirl and added:
    americans just don’t understand fruit
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    People who are carnivores and vegetarians…Just Saying
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  17. killerkhaleesi reblogged this from unamusedblackgirl and added:
    THIS.-^
  18. iheldtegenstemmer reblogged this from unamusedblackgirl and added:
    I don’t like messy foods. Watermelon finds a way to get everywhere! But I’ve never had a bland watermelon, though. I...
  19. elegantly-tasteless reblogged this from babybutta and added:
    nahh, if you have the right watermelon, it tastes like pure sugar, soo goood.
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  21. notwiththoseshoesonboi reblogged this from unamusedblackgirl and added:
    ^The first one I’ll ever eat will probably be from some place tropical, I’d like to think.
  22. proudlubber reblogged this from unamusedblackgirl and added:
    ^
  23. babybutta reblogged this from unamusedblackgirl and added:
    I love watermelon and I like Fried Chicken. Who doesn’t like fruit, and meat?